Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
love makes seman taste better
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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