Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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