Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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