I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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