so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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