I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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