i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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