I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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