Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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