i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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