My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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