do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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