ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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