i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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