FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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