Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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