Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I wish I only lived at night.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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