what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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