It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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