My nipple is on Facebook.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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