Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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