Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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