I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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