My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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