i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Randomize
