It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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