Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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