idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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