Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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