if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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