he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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