fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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