My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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