we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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