We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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