Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
where does the pee come out of this thing
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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