Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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