youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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