Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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