Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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