Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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