His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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