love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I need to calm my uterus...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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