Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
