I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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