dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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