laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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