she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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