just tell him i said nine months
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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