some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
